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Funny Quotes

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“We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged.” Heinrich Heine

“One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.” Josh Billings

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.” George Burns